To a Republican we know
You kinda have this thing for organizations that protect kid diddlers; the Catholic Church and the Republican party. When a significant segment of the elected Republican leadership is involved in something like this, it kinda makes a little fib about a BJ between two consenting adults look like nothing.
Righteous, god-fearin', denial-stater that you are, some happiness may come your way because of this after all. The chatter on the 'net indicates that a great many of those, what you call, heathen Libtards may come to believe because of this scandal. It has unfolded in such a perfectly efficient, sordid glory that it could not be the work of the Democrats. And in that it is such a cosmically ironic portrayal of the hypocrisy of the party of values, it must be the work of god.