"Six Bongs Over Brattleboro"- citizen journalism via iBrattleboro.com
Alright, this was posted in the rumor section of this citizen journalism site. But as the post describes, the local culture is fertile ground for the Hippie theme park. And a wily subterfuge.
Meanwhile, down the valley a ways, the rumor is spreading that you'll be able to hunt them over the internet after a large enough contribution to the RNC.
Update: A day later this seems a little like a snarky cheap shot at efforts I admire. Besides the joke posts (I'd do it), not editing posts (this dates from 12/04) is an editorial prerogative and expression of philosophy. They've caught a little bit of color.