Complications in the use of the editorial "we" aside, we will try to keep this simple. After all, Penheaded is about the pinheaded. Penheaded has one of the all time stupid, pinhead philosophies. We feel superior. The plethora of pinheads makes that possible. Penheaded will be pinheaded, as we have to be. We have our work cut out for us and we are humbled by the task at hand. But Penheaded is not that simple.

Penheaded will be a humble, superior pinhead. As American as can be, we will attain greatness with humility. Penheaded takes a place in the free marketplace of ideas along with the media whores, demagogues, and pinheaded. We will do our best to live up to that tradition. We will engage in self-aggrandizing self-importance whenever possible and when we think it necessary to further the responsible discussion of ideas.





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